Building a Fantasy Franken-Author

There are no perfect authors. No one can be the best at every aspect of writing a novel. For a while I’ve been kicking around the idea of creating the best possible fantasy author, Frankenstein style. My ground rules are no more than four authors. Five seemed to many and three too few. Also each author can only bring one aspect of their game. Without further ado here are my picks.

The Humour of Terry Pratchett: I think this is the least controversial of all of my picks. Terry Pratchett’s books are a goldmine of stellar jokes and gags. His novels are jam-packed them. The ability to write jokes on a page and not have it come off as too corny or out of place is rare, and that’s why Sir Terry gets a place on my list. 

The Characters of Joe Abercrombie: It’s no secret that Joe Abercrombie is my favourite author of all time. He was going to be on this list, no matter what. However that doesn’t mean that his place is undeserved. Abercrombie’s character building is my favourite aspect of his game. He manages to write character that are both larger than life but also believable and relatable. In my opinion, it’s this that makes his stellar First Law Trilogy as good as it is. Due to this, Joe Abercrombie gets the second place on my list.

The Prose of Mark Lawrence: I hear a sound. It’s the cry of thousands of Patrick Rothfuss fans crying out in rage. I get it. He writes good. I just prefer Mark Lawrence. His writing is gritty yet beautiful. Poetic and grounded, prose that pulls you in and holds you tight. This was the hardest category for me to chose but I feel confident in my pick. Lawrence gets the nod due to his strong, consistent prose.

The Worldbuilding of J.K. Rowling: First Rothfuss fans and now the Sanderson army. At first it seemed like Sanderson’s category to win but in the end I had to give it to Rowling. Sanderson’s world-building is almost too deep, so much so that I feel it would dominate the novel. Rowling however, brings an amazing balance of whimsy and magic with well thought out worldbuilding. Some may argue this, say that there are elements that don’t make total sense. *Cough* Time Turners. *Cough* The rules of Quidditch don’t make sense. But to those haters I say phooey. The world of Harry Potter is magical and real all at once. I feel I could do no better than the biggest, most important writer of my childhood and so I choose J.K. Rowling to round out the last spot of my FrankeAuthor.

What do you think? Do you agree? Of course you don’t! What would your picks be? Let me know!

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The Light Fantastic Review (Spoiler Free)

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The Light Fantastic is the second novel in the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. For a while now, I’ve had this novel sitting on my bookshelf, gathering dust. I’ve heard, as many of you probably have, that it doesn’t measure up to the rest of the Discworld. That Sir Terry was still finding his footing and readers should avoid it until they’ve read more.

Having finished the novel I can see where these people are coming from. If I were to measure The Light Fantastic against some of my favourites from the series, it would definitely suffer by comparison. However, I don’t think that should be held against this book. Novels likes Small God’s and Reaper Man are amongst the best and most clever books I’ve read. That this book doesn’t measure up, shouldn’t mean that it should be kept of of your reading list.

I enjoyed this book. There, I said it. You can fight me if you want. I thought the plot was interesting, the character fit together well, and there were enough jokes to keep me grinning like a goof on my lunch breaks at work. Sure it pales in comparison to some of the other Discworld books but I still think it’s a good enough read on it’s own.

There isn’t much more that I have to say about this novel. I agree with many people when they say that it is not where they would recommend people start if they haven’t read any Discworld. There are better books, much better ones really, that would hook a newbie reader into the world of Pratchett. Still, the book doesn’t deserve to be avoided like I did to it. It was a quick, fun read that many would enjoy! So don’t be scared and grab yourself a copy today!

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Guard! Guards! Review (Spoiler Free)

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This weeks book is Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett

First book in the City Watch series. Hard to pin down my favourite of the “series” but after the Death books, it might be my favourite. Though just by chance I did something strange. Most of my Discworld books I bought on sale or at a random second hand bookstore. There was no rhyme or reason, I just grabbed what I could get my hands on.

Due to this, I managed to read all the City Watch books in reverse order. I grew to know and love Vimes, Carrot and the rest for what they became. I hardly knew what they had started as. Maybe my favourite part of the book was the first half, when the Night’s Watch was nothing but a joke, a dilapidated, shadow if it’s former self. Knowing what it becomes only made this more interesting.

Seeing Vimes at his lowest point was particularly fascinating. Throughout the other books, Vimes is a force to be reckoned with. A rock. Yet at the start of this novel his is none of these things. He’s actually pretty pathetic. In later books you hear about his alcoholism and what it did to him, but reading about it really drives home how far his character developed

Another great thing about this novel is that it’s Pratchett’s take on dragons. It was inevitable, he had to write them into a book and he takes apart the trope wonderfully. He skewers the age old story of the hero that defeats the dragon and becomes King. The City Watch book are always full of critiques of human behaviour and this one is no different.

Overall, I really liked this novel. I can’t say it’s my favourite, but it was very good. It gave birth to some of the best characters in the Discworld and was an engaging read in it’s own right. Some of the jokes and gags felt a bit repetitive but there were enough hilarious ones to make up for it. As for recommendations, I would say that anyone who likes fantasy, especially comic fantasy should pick up this book. If you’ve never read any Pratchett, then this would be a great place to start!

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My Second Novel is Released!

After a hectic month getting it ready, my second novel Life Under the Noose has been released on amazon, in both paperback and E-book format!

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Fifteen years ago, Rivers was stolen from his village, under the orders of a King. Forced to serve, Rivers’ life was safe as long as his village stayed loyal. Only now it seems that they have broken faith with the King, and the noose around his neck grows tight. His life is forfeit, unless he travels back to his home, and delivers the punishment himself. Now Rivers is faced with an impossible choice. If the life he has carved out for himself is to survive, he must destroy his old world. How far will he go to save his own life? How far can one man be pushed before he breaks?

Life Under the Noose is a fast paced, character driven novel for readers who love gritty action, and high stakes.

Obviously I’m extremely excited about this novel finally coming out. It’s a long haul, getting a book out and ready for publishing!

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My 3 Favourite Books of 2017

 

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One of my resolutions this year is to blog a lot more, so I decided to start the year off with a quick rundown of my 3 fav books of the year.

1.Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman: If I had to categorize this year with something, it would be the year that I really discovered Terry Pratchett. Having heard about him for so long, I finally decided to dive into his intimidating bibliography. I actually read Good Omens twice this year, I loved it so much. It’s funny, comforting, and thought provoking. I fell in love from the first chapter and stayed that way throughout the whole story. It’s one of those books that I know I’m going to read over and over again, catching new jokes and little tidbits with each re-read.

2.   Small Gods by Terry Pratchett: Following the Pratchett theme is Small Gods. My personal favourite of the Discworld books. Simply put, I think that this books is brilliant. The satire is razor sharp but still hilarious. The whole books hums along, pulling you with it. It’s Sir Terry at the top of his game and this book became my go to for getting people into the Discworld.

3.  The Wheel of Osheim by Mark Lawrence: Sometimes an author comes along and you just know that your going to love their work, whatever it is. Mark Lawrence was one of those writers for me. The Broken Empire Trilogy is one of my favourite fantasy series of all time. I love gritty, dark, fantasy with horror elements. I will repeat, Mark Lawrence is my kind of a writer. The Red Queens War series was no different. I fell in love with Snorri and Jalan and voraciously read their books. (Don’t ask me why it took till 2017 to finish the series.) The Wheel of Osheim did what many series fail to do, finish well. I loved the whole series and I loved this last book.

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